爆笑中式英语Z

指路人

1．we two who and who？ 
咱俩谁跟谁阿 
　　 
2．how are you ? how old are you? 
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 
　　 
3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 
　　 
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 
有事起奏，无事退朝 
　　
6．you me you me 
彼此彼此 
　　 
7．You Give Me Stop!! 
你给我站住！ 
　　
8．know is know noknow is noknow 
知之为知之，不知为不知… 
　　 
9．WATCH SISTER 
表妹 
　　 
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 
　　 
11．American Chinese not enough 
美中不足 
　　
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 
车祸现场描述 
　　
13．heart flower angry open 
心花怒放 

14．go past no mistake past 
走过路过，不要错过 
　　 
15．小明：I am sorry! 
老外：I am sorry too! 
　　
小明：I am sorry three! 
老外：What are you sorry for? 
小明：I am sorry five! 

16．If you want money,I have no; 
if you want life,I have one! 
要钱没有，要命一条 
　　
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 
我叫李老大，今年25。 

18．you have two down son。 
你有两下子。 
　　 
19．as far as you go to die 
有多远，死多远！！ 

20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face 
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 

21.雇主 how much do you want a month? 
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you 
800块， 吃你的，住你的

全国大学校园里流行的经典爆笑——中式英语 
1. no three no four （不三不四） 
2. people mountain people sea.(人山人海） 
3. long time no see (好久不见) 
4. power line （电源线） 
5. morning three night four （朝三暮四） 
6. want money no,want life one! （要钱不给，要命有一条！） 
7. money or life？ （要钱还是要命？） 
8. wang eight eggs 王八蛋 
9. wang old five 王老五 
10. ten three point 十三点 
11. no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一 
12. play a big knife before guangong （关公面前耍大刀） 
13. play an ax before luban （班门弄斧） 
14. we are brothers,who and who ah! （咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊！） 
15. good good study,day day up! （好好学习，天天向上！） 
16. you ask me, i ask who （你问我，我去问谁？）